On Awkward MSN Conversations

Instead of commenting on the MSN conversation I am CURRENTLY having, I thought I would simply put it here, for your entertainment. You should be able to pick up on the characters involved, and the topic, quite fast. Enjoy.

Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (9:44 PM):
i mean whats that about? why aren't you coming anymore
Josh says (9:44 PM):
Last time we talked I told you that if you want me to make an appearance before you go to get in touch with me, you havent done that
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (9:46 PM):
? why should i have to ask you to come, when i ALREADY asked you to come
Josh says (9:50 PM):
i dunno, things change i suppose
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (9:50 PM):
okay well whatever, do what ya gotta do
Josh says (9:50 PM):
why would you even want me to come anyway?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (9:50 PM):
cuz I want all my friends to come? I dunno!
Josh says (9:52 PM):
Well I dont know
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (9:52 PM):
alright, well don't come I guess. I'm just sayin you dont have to feel like you're not welcome, everyone's welcome.
Josh says (9:57 PM):
im just not too amped to watch you fuck whats his face (or someone else).
Im the loser so yeah im a little weird about hanging out.
And I dont give a shit if you and everyone else want to make fun of me and whatnot about it. Random sex isnt really my thing...I guess that makes me a bad person in everyone eyes.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (9:58 PM):
How could you possibly be around to see me "fuck" someone?! Thats a bit much! I don't get why you're so awkward about it, just be chill!!
Josh says (10:02 PM):
You know what I mean
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:04 PM):
what, being flirty? I'm just a flirty person in general....that's how I am. And I'll likely be flirting with a bunch of people on Saturday, so if it bugs you to see me flirt with a bunch of different guys, then I guess you probs shouldnt come. Flirting doesnt mean i'm going to fuck everyone either...... Its flirting.
Josh says (10:04 PM):
lol.....ya
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:06 PM):
Suck it up! It's going to be a fun night
Josh says (10:06 PM):
I dont want to have fun. lol
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:06 PM):
okay? thats fucked
Josh says (10:07 PM):
k
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:07 PM):
You're being retarded
Josh says (10:07 PM):
Why?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:08 PM):
Because, you're not comin cuz you...what? are wallowing in self pity? Grow up!
Josh says (10:09 PM):
lol are you fucking serious?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:10 PM):
Yah
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:10 PM):
I am
Josh says (10:12 PM):
Wow, I have been doing many things latley but wallowing in slef pitty is not one of them. Sure, I was down for a couple of days but ten I realized what a waste of my time it was actually giving a shit.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:12 PM):
Right, so what's with all the attitude tonight then, bout not comin? FUcking gay
Josh says (10:13 PM):
Because im just flat out not sure if I want to.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:14 PM):
well then don't come, I don't want anyone there who's gonna sulk in any capacity
Josh says (10:15 PM):
dont use the word sulk
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:16 PM):
yah well, that's what you did the last time you were at my house
Josh says (10:17 PM):
Because I was not aware that you were going to be fucking someone.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:18 PM):
i didnt fuck anyone, thanks
Josh says (10:18 PM):
well no not the Friday
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:18 PM):
Nope
Josh says (10:20 PM):
But a little heads up would have been the least you could have done. Im glad I was the last to know.
I realize that you are leaving and dont have to give a shit or take any responsibilty blah blah blah. But doing the decent thing usually is for the best.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:21 PM):
The decent thing? I don't have to run my decisions by anyone, least of all you. Also, I didn't know Trevor was comin that night, Matt invited him as we were all sitting on the front porch waitin for people to come
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:21 PM):
not sure how I was supposed to "warn" you.....considering I had no idea. Not that I would warn you, or anyone else, about my business.
Josh says (10:22 PM):
I know you wouldnt.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:22 PM):
That makes no sense. NO one does that
Josh says (10:23 PM):
No why would you.....why would people feelings matter?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:25 PM):
How would a warning like that go? I pull you aside at the party and say "oh hey, josh...fyi, I'm going to bang trevor, you're out. hope thats okay".

Maybe if we had like dated for years and years, and you showed up at a party where I was with my new man...I MIGHT in that situation pull you aside and say "hey hope it doesnt bug you,but im here with my new man".
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:25 PM):
But.....well, I hate to break it to you...but it was one night....and I really fail to see how that constitutes me having to tell you anything like that. Its not like we were ever in a serious thing....how could I be, I'm leaving?!
Josh says (10:29 PM):
you didnt HAVE to tell me. But it would have been nice.
How did you expect me to react being the last to know?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:29 PM):
being the last to know about what!??!?!?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:29 PM):
ts not like I'm dating anyone now
Josh says (10:32 PM):
That it was just a one night stand.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:33 PM):
I thought that was rather obvious
Josh says (10:33 PM):
lol how?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:34 PM):
?!?!? Normally if you want to date someone you have solo time
Josh says (10:35 PM):
Yeah it was my mistake for even trying to bother
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:36 PM):
Well I don't really get it, how'd that have worked anyways? I'm leaving for England. Its not like I ever hid that.
Josh says (10:37 PM):
I know that. But like I said before I was hoping that we would more or less date until you left, that would have been fine with me. Would have made for a great summer.
But like you said last time we talked, even if you werent leaving you wouldnt want to date me.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:39 PM):
That doesnt make any sense, why would I want to date ANYONE before I left?! It seems stupid...it'd just make leaving that much harder. But yah...I wouldnt have dated you regardless of staying or going...or anyone else for that matter.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:40 PM):
At least no one from around here
Josh says (10:40 PM):
What does around here have to do with anything?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:42 PM):
Because no one in this town appeals to me on a long term basis. I know everyone, and they're all douches
Josh says (10:42 PM):
lol im not sure if thats exactly true.
You cant judge people based on where they happen to live.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:43 PM):
I know everyone here....and if I don't know them they're 20, and I've dabbled in the twenty year olds enough
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:44 PM):
I'd only date someone who had the same ambitions as me, as good a job as me....and there isnt anyone in this town that fits that bill
Josh says (10:44 PM):
Do you mean a good job or lots of money?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:44 PM):
I mean a good job. A job on par with mine
Josh says (10:45 PM):
Im not exactly sure what you mean by that.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:45 PM):
a good job! I decent job! Whats not to get?
Josh says (10:46 PM):
I suppose im asking you what your definition of a good job is.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:46 PM):
40,000 plus, stability, that sort of thing.
Josh says (10:47 PM):
lol then date Nick, he has a GREAT job. Just ask him
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:47 PM):
Where's the stability
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:47 PM):
he's on contract
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:47 PM):
and we all know the auto sector is hurting
Josh says (10:48 PM):
I was being sarcastic, he hates it.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:48 PM):
i couldn't date nick anyways, I dont see him that way at all
Josh says (10:52 PM):
oh ok.

Josh says (10:53 PM):
I always assumed that you wanted to teach to help people etc.
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:58 PM):
?
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (10:58 PM):
I dont teach for the money if that's what you're implying?? I teach because it's what Ive always wanted to do, and because I'm great at it
Josh says (10:59 PM):
Thats good, but I was starting to wonder with all your good job=money talk
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (11:00 PM):
Yah well that's part of what Im talking about...ambition. Doing what you want to do
Krista (12) || Bonafide hustler, makin my name... says (11:00 PM):
i doubt highly that working in a factory is someones dream job